she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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