Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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