At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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