Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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