i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just invented taco cereal.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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