You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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