READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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