Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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