When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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