STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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