we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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