Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
