How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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