Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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