i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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