do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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