is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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