Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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