He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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