I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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