well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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