so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
