Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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