i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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