Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
