yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize