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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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