I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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