so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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