Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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