I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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