I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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