Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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