I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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Do I have a choice?
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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