I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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