i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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