I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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