yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Randomize
