my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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