Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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