I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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