I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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