Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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