Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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