i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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