well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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