Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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