if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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