Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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