She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
