You're completely useless in the revolution.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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