What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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