they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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