I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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