I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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