I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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