So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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